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Airsoft Cheaters:

Zombie Medick:

A player standing with a dead rag out for days.. that is too lazy to walk back to spawn after 2 minutes of bleed out. So he just stands there waiting for his team to retake that area and revive him.... And if nobody from the enemy team sees him anymore...just pockets his dead rag and starts hunting again.

* Exclusively from : Airsoft cheaters collection.
Collect all seven models: Shrug and Gun, Monte Python Knight, Zombie Medick, BackPack Bliss, Return to Sender, The untouchable, and BFA.


The Untouchable:

That one guy in the tacticool centepede that keeps reviving all of his wounded fire team. That guy that just can't be hit. You can remarkably repeatedly hit his buddys hands, feet, helmets, and arms, and they call it, but that guy... "That Untouchable" he is reachin out and grabbin a boot from behind the pallet.

He is the designated survivor when you open up at 20ft and dump a mag into their huddle. Unless you have the good ambush kill zone, a drum, and healthy battery life, you will never ever get him too. Not before he turns one of his buddies into a respawn sentinal whose just waiting to snap his rifle up, despite the raining impacts as his revival ten count lowers to zero.

MPK Monte Python Knight:

Thats the guy at 200ft that just keeps popin arround the cover. You saw the flich, you heard the "thack" from your well aimed sniper shot when you first saw him.

He still does not see you...head bobing like a mercat and looking. But now all you can hit is his unmoving leg, arm, foot.

Each well aimed shot is met with the drawing in of that chastized limb.

Eventualy you abandon the target because they won't call it, and seeing you move off.... They start yelling insults and taunts as you depart.

Backpack Bliss:

Giant LRRP back packs all the way down to Water bladders aparently stop bullets. So do stuffed animals, rubber chickens, and hoodies. Anything on the back arround the shoulders is aparently balistic protection.

So do not sweat that the tree trunk arround you, and tin wall in front of you is taking impacts. You just keep that head of yours focused on where you " suddenly" need to move to... Never look at or for why everything else near you is being struck. Whatever else you do. Do not look behind you .

" I just feel the sudden urge to get up and trot over into a building now.... One that offers me full coverage from that unaknowledged direction."

Shrug and Gun:

Thats the most honest of the cheats. Thats the guy that is 50 ft away trotting out of the house, or exiting the portal in the bushes... He has not seen you so you quietly draw a bead on him, and shoot him.

Send one expecting them to call it... Nope? twothree....They react turning on the reports of your rifle....and let off a full stream of fire in your direction. Escaping away he sprints to cover.

The B.F.A.

A blank firing adaptor is a device attatched to a live rifle to allow it to function on blanks.
The military uses them to make a noise / flash and have the soldiers feel the cycle of their rifle while they are in a training scenario.

Our BFA airsoft cheat is doing just that. Making the noises and feeling the replica operate... but they are not yet familiar enough with it to know by feel that nothing is exiting the barrel.

This indignant cheater is sulking in his pelted misery. He feels a self justified "right" not to call a hit from a player he already shot. He is vocal, and adamant asking " You didnt feel any of those?"

This player can often fight all the way thru a CQB course yelling "call it!" all the while his AEG has not sent a single BB.

Return to Sender:

This guy is that dead rag caring guy you just shot who is beligerantly walking over to the bushes and fortifications to speak to his buddies about enemy displacements. Often so bold as to point and gesture. Some are walking on their way to spawn seeking out fireteams or snipers of specific tactical advantage. Recruiting tallent for payback before the situation evolves to new threats.

This guy will also often accept a walking medic healing in direct cotrovention of any spawn rules just to join his newly recruited and briefed avengers.p 

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